*A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
*The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
*"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
*"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.
*"No I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
*"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
*"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
*"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. "Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."
*The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
*The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.
muhahaha i shall show my babes this!
hullo hullo!
i'm really bad at this computer thingy.. there's like only one font and colour for this darn text and i'm absolutely clueless bout how to modify it. ah well... some of us have just gotta accept our lamentable limitations. [alliteration!;]
Ooh! did i tell ya pretties i got my palm read in skool! Master KhoO (the palmist) said that i wuz gonna get married at 27! hahaha we'll know if it's true in 8,9yrs' time man. If nicky doesn't marry me by 47 i guess the guy mistook elopement for marriage.. haha! i really wanna elope u know. Not such a bad idea cuz i'd get to skip the whole quasi-gaudy chinese wedding thing.
ALAS! I heard that i have to endure it for the sake of the angpoWs that come along with the entire event. Hopefully earn a couple ten K & then can go honeymoon in Europe (esp Milan; they have greaT fashion!:) to shOPPP! wheee. With that money i could get like, maybe 5 pieces of gorgeous Balenciaga by NIcolas Ghesquière clothing... haha!
---Einkaufen! Hier komme ich!--- [roughly translates to SHOPPING! HERE I COME! in Deutsch, of course;]
OMG just checked out the Balenciaga website and i am so proud of Singapore! We are one of the FIFTEEN (only!!) cities who house Balenciaga boutiques (albeit there's only one at the Hilton hotel)! I've been wanting to check it out but haven't had the time yet what with busy uni.. And btw, whoever said uni was slack wuz lying thru their teeth!! hope the tooth fairy will go pluck their teeth so they won't have any left to lie with HAHA! okay that was evil i take tha back.
I MISS MY PVCS AWFULLY AWFULLY!! Wah-waaah if u're reading this i tried to tag your board but couldn't cuz of some disabled coOkie. (heehee sounds funny if u take cookie to be the edible one and disabled as a verb to qualify it...) thuS, i shall boycott all subway cookies. --HEE! Well but i really really really do MISS MY GIRLIES.. its awful difficult for us lovelies to meet up but we shall strive to the best of our capabilities! Throw 'em pesky significant others away for a day! (namely michelle huang, wendy dunno-her-surname-sorry-TheNingBabe, and Babes; the only male haha;)
ilovebalenciaga/nicolasGhesquière!lovelovelovelovelove the decadently luxe fabrics & exquisite details.. sigh.
